5. Finally get rid of those pesky unwanted friends.
Do you ever feel like some of your relationships are only skin deep? Even significant others can sometimes give off that hollow thud when you tap them. Well, go noshampoo and in 6 weeks, you’ll have put up a barrier that will separate the dodgy partner from the one that will stick around when times get tough. They’ll never know that in 6 months you’ll be back to normal.
4. You can skip a whole aisle in the supermarket.
Supermarkets are getting more and more daunting. With an entire aisle devoted to shampoo (not to mention the entire aisle devoted to deodorant, shaving products, and conditioners) you’ll be happy in the knowledge that five or ten minutes less of your life will be devoted to something which is completely useless. Spend that extra time with your family, if they can take it.
That’s right. The build up of oil in your head will lead to a life of funky hairstyles. Here are my flickr photos devoted entirely to my noshampoo styles. And what’s even cooler is that brushing your hair actually makes it even funkier.
2. You have a new topic of converstion
Don’t you find that social gatherings are pretty stale affairs these days? You can’t even Bush Bash anymore. And then the conversations about kids/family/work dries up pretty fast. This leaves you with little else to talk about, unless you are doing something really cool with your life…like using noshampoo! That’s right…you will be the funkiest most adventurous guy/girl at any social gathering. And, no need to worry about starting meaningless relationships (see point 5).
1. Be a revolutionary!
Che Guevara, where are you? These days, so little is worth getting excited about. What is there to fight for anymore? If you have a poster of Che on your wall, then here’s the way you too can not only do something good for the world, but also actually look a little bit more like Che than you did before. Viva la revolucion!